She found me!!! At work!!
And she didn't have the courtesy to admit that she hunted down and called hubby's phone to weasel our home address from him!!
Because she lied and because I had work to do, I basically told her to buzz off. Not interested, sorry, nope, don't have 5 minutes, don't have 2 seconds either.
Thank you but no thank you. Callo, sayonara, don't let the door hit your butt on the way out.
And make sure I don't see you again!!