Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Random Advice

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. Especially when we’re all waiting for the lift to come and there’re five other people waiting with us. If looks could kill, you would have found yourself died within minutes, missing half a tongue.

To the slow b***h on the road yesterday, for your information, the lane on the right hand side is for FAST cars. Not pathetic, slow, crawling drivers like you. I suggest you look in your rear view mirror more often, and not just to apply make up, coz seriously madam, you don’t need it. Plastic surgery, maybe...but not more make up. And don’t look so puffed up coz I flashed you with my headlights and pressed on the horn twice. I am not a road bully, nor am I a manic driver. I’m just someone who was in desperate need for the toilet.

If you have new information that can be passed over the phone or via email, please do so. We do not have to meet up and huddle every time you make a sale or secure a sponsor. I have only so much time to spare and frankly I would rather spend that time playing online games than hear you talk. Seriously, if I had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."


azrin said...

hehehe... sempat sampai toilet along? =))
b***h = boooh? ;?

Anonymous said...

wah.. lagi dasat from cik abang eh?

azrin said...

haaa Along, I put a photo of Eiffle Tower where you plan to ludah from the top of it =p. haiyaaaa... =)

Mumsgather said...

Ya. Ya. Some stup*d sales promoter at the supermarket selling maternity pads once approached me when I was not pregnant to ask me if I was interested in her product. Now, If looks could kill.... And what you said about meetings is oh so true.

Along said...

azrin: luckily sempat get to teh toilet. If not...haiya, don't want to think about itlah..

Joe: Yer, memang dasat jugak. Tapi once tu jer..usually I'm a very patient driver.

MG: Don't you just want to kill those people? What are they implying..that I'm fat?!! Sometimes you have these old sales people coming up to you and calling you "akak". ARGHHHH, just makes my blood boil. Hello, I'm way younger than you are, you stoopik man!!

shoppingmum said...

one more sales people which i hate: those who keep offerring me insurance premium. Arrhh, can't they just leave me alone?

Ghostbird said...

One angry mam today, eh?