We Have the Next Oprah in the Making

“ Kak Long pi mana tadi.”
“ Ikut Makcik Anom. Tadikan, kak long kan, lalu kat situ kan, dengar bunyi frog.”
“ Macamana bunyi frog tu?”
“ Dia cakap Kuang, help me, help me, tolong saya, tolong saya.”
“ Frog tu cakap help me? Banyak ke frog tu?”
“Banyak. Ada one only.”
“Ye ke? What color was the frog?”
“Warna dia gelaaaaapp. White...black.”
“Lepas tu..kak long buat apa?”
“ Kak long tengok mata dia, macam ni.” (makes huge saucer-like eyes)
“Ye ke? Kak long tak takut.”
“Kak long tak takut. Kak long suruh Makcik Anom dukung jer.”

Sigh...I wonder where she gets her imagination from. But don’t you love it when toddlers ramble off to ya.

Nowadays she’s been singing the ABC song. She gets most of it right.

Ai Bi See Dee Eee Ef Geeee...Aich, Jai, Jay, Kay, El, Em, O, O , Peeee
Que, Arrr, Asshh, Tee, You, Vee...Double You, Axe, Whyyy, Zeedd.

When she wants something: Please ibu/abah/kakak, Kak Long nak ___________ (insert desired thing), boleh taaaaaaaaaaaakkk?

Of course, she’s become very anal about her Thank You’s and Welcome. Blast those who forget to say welcome to her after she’s said Thank You.

“Abah cakap welcome tak kat Kak Long?”