There's Always Room for Improvement

“That was incredibly sexy.”

“What was?”

“You, playing with the girls…that was so cute, teaching them the alphabet and everything. You looked like Super Dad.”

“You were turned on by that?”

“Uhuh..and you know what would have made it even more sexy?”

“Me teaching them in the nude?”

“Euuwwww..no! Exchanging you for Edward Norton.”