Almost To Funny To Be True

3 days of brainstorming during the workshop has fried my brain. To reset my state of mind, I present to you funny things I read/found out.

Student suspended for passing gas on bus: Driver writes up teen on misbehavior form; eighth-grader denies offense

LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.

The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus on March 16 to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.


The teen, Jonathan Locke Jr., said he wasn't the culprit.

"It wasn't even me," Locke told The Ledger newspaper. "It was a kid who sits in front of me."
Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.


Holy crap, if that isn't the funniest, most insane thing I've read in a while. Isn't it considered healthy to "let go" of wind in your stomach? Plus, what the heck could the boy have ate to cause such a stench? Hadn't the bus driver ever thought of just opening the window? So many questions....hahahhaha...

Image of the day

Here's something to test your quick mind. See if you can see what's MAJORLY wrong with the picture below? More points if you see it in 10 seconds.

Quick facts about the photo: It was posted in Ebay as the seller wanted to sell off his old dining table.

Post your answers in the comments. Heheee...