* Paris Hilton receives award from Harvard University. Harvard....why?
* Brad Renfro dies at age 25 due to drug and alcohol abuse (more sad than disgusting but still)
* Jamie Lynn Spears is now facing teenage pregnancy without boyfriend Casey Aldridge (disgusting because 1. the fact that a 16 year old is sexually active and stupid enough to get pregnant 2. her 19 year old boyfriend is not in jail for statutory rape 3. he has the gall to make claim that he may not be the baby's father. Whatever)
* Pamela Anderson gets divorced....AGAIN!!
* Latest reality show - Celebrity Rehab. Come on, now!!!
* This morning during shower, I discovered my snot is green. Hmmm...nice.