I know there's a lot of Twilight fans out there and that all of you are eagerly awaiting the "wedding of the year" (commence excessive eye rolling). But seriously, I just can't understand what's the big deal with Bella and Edward and Jacob.
Yes, just because I know their names, doesn't mean I secretly watch the movies. Or read the books. I would rather sit through a root canal. Hahaha..ok, exaggerating but just shows how much of a fan I am not.
Not that I didn't try to watch the movies. I did. I don't remember which one it was but all I can remember was...OH MY GOD!! Stop whining!! Stop yearning!! Stop frowning!!
Whine, whine, whine...look into distance...sit around in the dark, slouching...mumble, mumble, mumble..ignore parents...ignore friends...ignore food...whine some more..
You wanna know what real vampire look like? Wanna know how real vampires should act and behave? Watch True Blood!
*Be warned..True Blood is 18SX rated..but then, vampires do always have all the fun anyway.
Sorry Twilight fans. Bill would totally have Edward for dinner. And Sookie would probably be the one cooking.
Picture credits: from Here and Here.